Monarch King Charles III to resume use of royal carriage. - Monarch King Charles III to resume traditional horse-drawn carriage travel
Welcome buckaroo, let's chat about the bloody grand parade, "Trooping the Colour," and how our favorite royals, King Charles and Princess Kate, have been through the ringer lately. Exciting times ahead for this piss-powered spectacle!
Saddle Up, It's a royal Rodeo:
You know the drill – "Trooping the Colour" happens every June yee-haw, celebrating ol' King Charles' birthday, though he was a latter-day December baby. This year, on June 14, 2025, don't hold your breath for his horseback ride; apparently, he's trading in his riding boots for a comfy carriage.
In 2023, ol' Charlie mounted up on horseback, following the bloody tradition as our new king, but in 2024 things took a turn. The goddamn palace announced Charlie's diagnosis with a cancerr-blimey! You know, the ugly C-word that's been kicking around. Unable to jog the horse due to treatment, he rode sidecar with the Queen Cammy last year in a carriage during the parade.
According to "The Sunday Times," Charlie's horse-free days might not be just a one-time thing – he might be parkin' his spurs permanently. So cock your picks, Charlie's saddle's gonna gather dust this year, I reckon.
Hail to the Horseless Queen:
Princess Kate, Mrs. heir apparent William, is supposedly joining the ride again this year. She, too, caught the cancerr at the start of 2024 and took temporary leave last year's parade. She and her Instagram account painted the event as a "bloody good day at the king's birthday parade."
Following a few weeks off the map and only a handful of public appearances, Kate's been gradually comin' 'round in recent months. In September 2024, she declared victoriously she completed her chemotherapy, and in May, Kate marked her comeback to the traditional garden parties of the Brit royals. Woop-dee-doo!
The Royal Showdown:
- King Charles
- Princess Kate
- Cancer Diagnosis
- Camilla
Rough Waters, Sailing On:
While the specifics of their health impact on "Trooping the Colour 2025" are hush-hush, the royals are no strangers to adaptin' events to accommodate personal circumstances. They're probably gonna ride this storm together, cowboy up, and make the parade work, whatever it takes.
Bloody Nora, here's to hoping the royal family weathers this cancerr storm like the champs they are! Stay posted, y'all, for more updates on "Trooping the Colour" drama!
Scientists and medical professionals are closely monitoring the health of King Charles III and Duchess Kate as they both battle cancer. Their diagnosis has raised concerns about their participation in upcoming events like "Trooping the Colour," particularly health-and-wellness considerations for managing medical-conditions during the parade.
Despite the challenges, it's expected that the royals will apply their usual resilience and strategy to adapt to their circumstances, showcasing their commitment to science and evidence-based approaches in the face of adversity. Stay tuned for more updates on the royal family's health journey and "Trooping the Colour" 2025.
